Easter quotes

Easter quotes page is a great place for various quotes about Easter – probably the finest spring feast day. This is a Christian feast, but it is celebrated all around the world. Here you will find many different quotes that you may use for Easter greetings, congratulate your friends, share on Facebook and use in other ways.  This is not the only page for Easter quotes – at the end of the page follow the links to find some more funny Easter quotes and sayings.

It’s a pity your celebration of April 5th has become a remembering where you hid the Easter eggs.

I’d be more impressed with Jesus’s resurrection if I’d never seen Weekend At Bernie’s.

I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.

I wish the realization of our happy thoughts multiplied like rabbits.

If you care about your weight and health during the Easter you should only eat the white part of the Cadbury creme eggs.

Easter is the single time in a year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

This smell communicates that we haven’t found all the eggs from the last Easter.

I saw on TV that Greek Easter was later because they get the stuff cheaper then.

Easter Bunny wisdom says that you better don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.

It would be great if the resurrection of our lord and savior was considered important enough to have a free day.

The Good thing: if you find Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad thing: if you find Easter eggs on Christmas.

If you want to do a good job, bring a pagan to church during Easter.

My son told me that the tooth fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa Claus do not exist and he really upset me, because I understood that my life is a lie.

Alzheimer during Easter has one advantage that you can hide your own Easter eggs.



If you believe in Easter Bunny it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multicolor eggs in your garden.

Why some people never miss an Easter? They go to church regularly.

People outside of America don’t understand the Easter Bunny. It’s another lie and why this character was invented.

During Easter a lot of people regret not buying the clothing that was on sale.

Easter bunny is worthless. You need someone which would be more useful – like the Energizer bunny.

I hope our discussion about gay marriage during Easter dinner will be less stressful than USA relations with North Korea.

Any Holiday which starts with a “Good Friday” can’t be all bad.

Easter greetings

May your Easter be as festal and full of colors as a gay wedding.

After Jesus Christ, you’re my second-favorite Jew.

What if happy thoughts would multiply like rabbits. Happy Easter!

I invite you to join us for Easter dinner unless you’ve already committed yourself to Satan.

Easter Bunny wisdom says that there’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with a big Chocolate.

I really need some love, but a little piece of chocolate won’t hurt!

There is only one time in the year when it’s really safe to put all your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter!

Let the Easter fill up your heart with joy for the whole year. Happy spring feast!

Seems that you got more ideas about hiding Easter eggs from US Airways tweet.

It’s a pity the only naked guy you’ve seen this year was Jesus on a cross.

May your Easter birthday not remind you of your dwindling supply of viable eggs.

I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about who they believe created it.


These are not all Easter quotes that we offer to you. To get some more ideas for your Easter greetings, we encourage you to visit the pages of funny sayings and quotes about Easter:

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