Funny Christmas sayings

Christmas is the most wanted season of the year, so we want to share with you some great funny Christmas sayings. Read them below and share with your friends to make your Christmas holidays more funny!

Funny Christmas sayings

A good advice how to not drink too much at the office Christmas party – drink too much before the Christmas party.

Christmas deals are so good that I even consider buying something for someone else.

Why does December always have to be the month when you spend more than you earn.

I love being someone’s Secret Santa – I can avoid buying something for that person as he won’t get to know it was me anyway.

For Christmas this year I will be making a donation in your name into my bank account.

Dear Santa, for Christmas I want a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don‘t confuse it as you did last year.

If you get underwear for Christmas, that means you stopped believing in Santa.

Only an accountant understands the real meaning of Christmas.


Co-workers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together but half of them don‘t work and the other half aren’t so bright.

Dear Santa, for Christmas please send me your list of bad boys and their phone numbers.

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.

Christmas is the biggest E-greeting Day in the year.

If you finish your Christmas shopping early, you should consider what’s wrong with you having so few friends.

Have you noticed that in December it is impossible to avoid Christmas songs when going for shopping.

If you took a shot every time you here a Christmas song, you would never feel sober in December.

Let’s hope all your regifting will go undetected this year

Your office Christmas party is a perfect platform to gather blackmail material.

Being a Secret Santa is actually the only office secret that you’ve ever kept.

In our office we do a Secret Santa so secretive that we don’t actually do it.

You really surprised me during this Christmas – I didn’t expect you’ll gift such a sh*t after me giving you hints all year long.

I wouldn’t mind if you told my Secret Santa that I love Porsche cars.

I’d go to office Christmas party if my coworkers weren’t invited.

Let’s hope Santa won’t get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would come into our neighborhood after the dark.

What I don’t like most about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Dear Santa, I was good all year, well most of the year… right, sometimes… at least few times… OK, I’ll buy it myself.

I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.

During Christmas you buy gifts with the next year’s money.

Last year I bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “toys not included”.

Christmas is like a regular day at the office. You have to do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the deserts.


Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has to see a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

The only thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

You know you’ve grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store.

We have cancelled this year Christmas, cause Santa died laughing, when I told him you was good this year.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Merry Christmas, almost Everybody!

I’ve seen you Facebook status updates, You’ll get a dictionary for Christmas.

I asked Santa for a sexiest person on earth and next morning I woke up in a box.

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