Funny relationship sayings

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You shouldn’t come back, because later you’ll still want to leave.

Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are.

Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests.

There is always a way out from every position. (Kama sutra)

If you take off the cover of the computer more frequently than the clothes of your other half, it means you have been her science partner for a long time now.

Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born.

‘Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?’ ‘Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?

An idiot’s dream most frequently has the appearance of the neighbor’s wife.

What is the difference between an old tire and 365 used condoms? None, it was a GOOD YEAR.


Happiness is a good health and a bad memory.

An excuse for cheating: in one and the same hole even the best nail will get rusty!

Someone who doesn’t want when he can, will be unable when he will want.

Children on the backseat can lead to an accident. An accident on the backseat can lead to children.

Reset – is not a button, but a cruel necessity…

If the way to the heart is closed, you should knock on the kidneys.

Question: do you have children? 3 possible answers: yes, no, I don’t know.

Let there be more gay people in the world! Because then there’ll be more women left for us!

Sex is math – minus pants, divide the legs and multiply and multiply, just don’t forget to extract the root on time so that there would be no residue left.

Shut up when you talk to me!

A relationship without trust is like having a mobile phone with no service. And what you do with a phone with no service? You play games.

I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life in three words: it goes on.

Cutting people out of my life does not mean I hate them, it simply means I respect me.

Trust is like a nerve cell – when you lose it, you can’t rebuild it.


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