On this page you will find stupid sayings. These are absurd sayings, basically after any of these you would be saying; “What the hell…” The interesting thing about these funny sayings is that the more you read and think about them, the funnier they appear to be.
It doesn’t matter if there’s life on Mars or not, it still has a very thick layer of chocolate.
Three killed – one deadly.
A cooler is also a helicopter. Only a small one.
If the parachute didn’t open, don’t jump for the second time.
If you hit a knight into the left cheek, he will fall on the right side.
If a person opens his mouth and says nothing, it means he’s eating.
There are 7 days in a week, but no fun at all.
If an apple has fallen on you, you should get out of there; the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Stop the world, I want to get out!
When texting, the most important thing is – straight fingers.
Where does Thursday come before Wednesday? In the dictionary.
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