Funny quotes about IT

There are many funny quotes about IT and people, who have it or try to understand technologies. Check some great quips about information technologies.

Did you know that Microsoft PowerPoint slides are like children: it doesn’t matter how ugly they are, you’ll think they’re amazing if they’re yours.

Mobile UI is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.

If you come into a clean house it is a sign that there is no Internet connection.

The hardest thing in your life is to choose between internet and sleep.

An Google SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, beer, drinking place, alcohol…

Today you are sitting all night at the Internet, and tomorrow you will be complaining that you are sleep-deprived again…

I used to live an active life- I played football, tennis, did car racing. Sometimes played poker and pool. But when my computer got stolen, everything ended…

Previously, we used to panic when we accidentally turned on the internet on the phone. Today, we panic when we can’t turn it on.

Technology can’t impress me while I can’t download the food online.

I can’t sleep not because I have insomnia, but because I have an internet connection.

Being in a relationship is like having an iPad. I don’t have one.


Home is the place where your phone connects automatically to the Wi-Fi.

When feeling sick consult with a doctor, don’t Google the symptoms.

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