Funny crime sayings
Find funny sayings, related to criminal world. We offer a list of sayings and funny quotes about criminals and criminal situations, alibis.
When arresting the rapist at the crime scene, the crime weapon was not found.
‘I’ve saved a girl from a rapist yesterday.’ ‘How?’ ‘I’ve persuaded her.’
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be paraphrased and used against you in a court of law.
An exactly thrown cigarette butt can be the cause of a fire!
Darling, don’t go walking around so late, you’ll get raped and won’t even notice!
The best alibi is being the victim.
I don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t hang out with guys. I go to bed at 10 p.m. and wake up at 6 a.m. But everything will change when I get out of prison.
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