Funny recommendations

Sometimes we all get into difficult situations where the only way out is to change your way of thinking. In these moments a great thing to do is to remember funny sayings, which may improve your mood. Below please find some funny recommendations and you are more than welcome to add similar ones by leaving them as a reply in the comments section.

Start using your head. That’s something what is 50 centimeters above your ass.

Don’t go to sleep while you’re angry, better stay up all night and plan your revenge.

When you’re going through hell, don’t stop and just keep going.

If your dream job doesn’t exist- create it!

Politeness protects your teeth more than Orbit or Dirol.

How to live a happy life? You just need a bad memory.

Don’t be a player – be the game!

Sometimes less is more. So I suggest you take your clothes off.

Don’t regret anything, because at one point it was what you wanted.

You don’t need to wait for the storm to pass; you have to learn how to dance in the rain.

Rules are only made to be broken

If you have a problem, you should deal with it. If you can’t deal with it – don’t make any problems.

Remember: it doesn’t matter what car you’re driving, in the car jam you’re still nobody.


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Leave your funny sayings or quotes with us in the comments section.