Funny sayings about business

Here are some funny sayings about business, employers and employees, salary, earning and spending money, working. Get to know some of the funniest sayings.

 

If employees have a right to a minimum salary, then why the business man can’t have the right to a minimum profit?

It’s possible to live with Asian salary. It’s only hard for the last 28 days…

Excuse me, here is your nose, I found it in my business…

For a permanent job you need immortal employees.

I gave myself up to work, I thought that for the money, but after I got my paycheque – I understood that for love.

If your plan is not working out, change the plan – not the goal.

We are searching for people whose demons match ours.

I spend the money on vital things like motorcycles, strong drinks and women. And the rest I just wasted.

Better a bad day at fishing than a good day at work…

I gave myself up to work, I thought that for the money, but after I got my paycheque – I understood that for love.

Everything what I did useful at work lately is lubricate the door hinges so that no one would hear how I leave an hour earlier.

Inspiration only exists when you are working.

 

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