Funny sayings about love

Like funny sayings about men or women there are a lot of funny sayings about love as well. Please read on this page funny love sayings and if you have heard more funny ones – write them down as a comment at the end of this page.

If you fall in love with 2 guys – stay with the second, because if you really loved the first one it would never have happened.

How many times I was dying from love. Thanks to my venereologist.

Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love.

One time separates love from hatred.

It’s a sin to love another’s wife and a punishment to love yours.

Share your beloved and she will come back to you many times…

‘And how will you prove your love?’ ‘Darling, accept it as an axiom.’

Paid love costs less.




To be faithful to someone who you don’t love- is hypocrisy to yourself.

Love has ended, but she will be sorry for that…

Love warms you up, when you have it.

Love – is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed.

Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

Love is a field of chemistry, and sex – of physics.

Love is like peeing yourself – everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.

Three things for you to do today: (1) dig a hole; (2) name it love; (3) watch till someone falls in love.

When someone tells you that nothing can be more complicated then love, throw engineering books on their face.

If you kiss her mind, her body will follow. Pharrell Williams.

I love that you hate the same people that I do.

You’re my favorite thing to do.

You are lucky to have me & vice versa. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I would press pause on fifa for you.

If I had feelings I would have them for you.

I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.

My husband thinks I’m crazy, however he’s the one who married me.




I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

You turn me on.

99% of men Love’s Day understand as Making love day.

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