Funny sayings about lovers
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A lover – the most dangerous profession nowadays.
I was never in love, but I think the feeling is similar to the one when you see a waitress coming with your order.
A perfect woman will never find a perfect man, because a perfect woman doesn’t give it up on the first date and a perfect man doesn’t ask for a second time.
The best way to check your husband’s fidelity: ask your sleeping husband a question: will you go home to your wife or will you stay here?
Not all lives end with death, some of them end with marriage.
My boyfriend is my bed.
Why people choose fantasy love? Because it’s better than reality.
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