Funny sayings about husbands
Below you may find funny sayings and quotes about husbands. Sayings about husbands’ relationship with their wives, home routine and daily life, living in marriage.
Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.
Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don’t understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking.
A wife can enjoy anything, until it’s not my salary.
You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves.
Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it.
It’s not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife.
She is not my reword, I am her punishment.
Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn’t mean that all men are blind.
If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it in the way your wife told you to. You’ll be amazed.
Husbands never have cash – they are married.
NB. The salary of wife is HER salary. The salary of husband is family’s budget.
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