Men character and stereotypes

Men have as many sayings, quotes and jokes about their character and stereotypes, as women do. It is always fun to read them and might be used as a funny things to say in some situations or parties. Read the funny sayings about men character and stereotypes below.

Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier.

A man never chooses a woman; he gives a chance to choose him.

Three men marveled at the fountain. Then they zipped their pants and left.

Transitional age is when during a hot day you don’t know what you want – ice cream or beer.

There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don’t admit it.

The slower you run, the more lapping on the couch you should be doing.

He is crazy and when you think that you have reached the bottom of this craziness, you suddenly find out there’s a crazy underground garage, 8 floors underneath.

Sayings about men and their potential

A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man.

A man loves with his eyes, if he can’t love with nothing else.

There’s a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain.

It is said that, a way to a man’s heart goes through a stomach. Aha…you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.

The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she’s pretty he’s not my friend.

The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.

A bachelor lives like a human, but dies like a dog.

You have hands – you don’t need a wife.

Better than mountains – are only women that you haven’t climbed with yet.

Sayings about men loyalty and cheating

When a man claims that he has no bad habits, it means he is also an impotent.

Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close – they’re connected, when they move further – they start looking for new equipment.

Weak men have a lover, strong men – three.

Male loyalty: married three times, but one and the same lover.

If a man goes left (cheats) for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home.

When looking at a woman an old man remembers, the young one – wishes.

About masculism

Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.

Real men don’t cry…tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body.


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