Men in bedroom

Men in bedroom and lover affairs – these two are inseparable topics of funny sayings about men. Check cool sayings about men or share yours in the comments section at the end of the page.

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Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing.

A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.

It’s uncomfortable when the neighbor’s kids look like you.

You should sleep with a woman as though it’s the last time.

Don’t judge women by kilos, and you won’t be judged by centimeters.

Men are like frogs, the most important thing is to jump on faster.

There are only a few kilometers to the sky, but to reach it you only need a few centimeters.

Sex to a man is like hunger. If he can’t get into an expensive French restaurant, he will go to McDonalds.

I came inside of her not because of the fame but because of the human life on earth.


What will you get for your right hand on this Valentine’s Day?

What does a stork do after he brings the baby? He turns away and falls asleep.

Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction.

Never go to bed with a woman that has more problems than you.

Men mostly hate two words: ‘not’ and ‘enough’… unless you say them together.

Have a girl that everyone else dreams about, but don’t dream about a girl that everyone else has.

Why if it’s to the mouth they take, and if not to the mouth – they give.

Everything is in the hands of a man, that’s why you should wash them more frequently.

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