Funny sayings about myself

Who can be funnier than I am? Making fun of yourself is the sense of humor that is widely understandable across most nations. At least, when you say funny sayings about yourself, no-one would feel insulted. So go ahead to learn some funny sayings that you can say about yourself.

Yes, I do bad things, but I do them well.

I never thought I had such an exciting life, before I heard what people talk about me.

Everyone who knows me can be divided into two groups: those who like me and those who still don’t know me.

I’m not sarcastic only when I sleep.

When you stop worrying about what people will say, then you start being yourself.

You are not supposed to like me, because I’m not a Facebook status.

The reason why people don’t want to hear the truth about them is because they are afraid that their illusions about themselves might be destroyed.

I love myself more than I love you.

I’m not getting married or pregnant, I’m simply getting more awesome.

I wish that running and I could be friends forever.

I think my fridge will have revenge on me by coming to my room, opening my door, staring at me for 3 minutes and then leaving again.

I came to be on the same side with my inner demons when I stopped fighting them.

If you are going to buy something new- just buy a new personality.

You know that you’re doing something wrong when no one hates you.

I’ll better fake a smile than explain what I really feel.

An ego is never an amigo.

In 2012 I was rude, bad tempered and obnoxious. In 2013 I plan to be the same.

I please only one person a day and today is not your day. Just as tomorrow won’t be your day either.

If you think I have changed, it means you never knew me at all.

The only thing that I do best during class is count how much time has left until the end.

Dear God, I have a huge problem. And it’s me.

My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!

I feel sorry for people who don‘t know me.

That may help you too: when I’m sad I start to sing. Then I realize that my voice is worse than my problems.

My character is very normal, it’s you nerves that are weak…

Oh shit, I forgot to go to the gym today…. And that is already 8 years in a row this happens to me.


Everyone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone.

I won’t change – I was ‘being grown’ and not ‘being adjusted to the opinion of the others”.

Only batteries have pluses and minuses. And I’m ideal.

Sometimes I think about all of the people in the world and wonder, why they are so stupid and why I’m not super rich then.

We have gathered some more similar funny sayings and you can check for them in the Sayings about me page. If someone has told you a great saying or you have thought of it yourself and wouldn’t mind sharing it with us and our community, write it down as a comment below. We will put the top sayings from the comments to our pages.