Funny sayings about women

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Funny sayings about women

Funny sayings about women

There are 8 categories of funny sayings about women:

Funny sayings about wives

Women‘s relationship with men

Women in bed

Funny facts about women

Funny sayings about women and men

Women character and stereotypes

Women: money & beauty

The beauty of a women

Of course, women are meant to drive. Why else would they place three mirrors in the car.

If a man gives you flowers without any reason, it means there is a reason.

Mind is a woman’s value, until there’s a man around.

What if there were no men in the world? There would be lots of happy and fat women!

Women can perfectly understand other people, if the people are not men.

Why does everyone say that women love money? They don’t, look how fast they spend it.

Women, stop losing weight. We will lie on planks in our grave.


Women are very good! They can forgive a man…even if he’s not guilty.

There is only one person that I envy. It’s my mother…because she has such a wonderful daughter like me!

If a woman is a she-goat, it doesn’t matter how long a lion will dangle around her, she will still look at the goats.

There is nothing more poisonous than a friendly and harmonious female association.

Female logics: I’m sad. I will buy something I don’t even need.

You come home, make some coffee, sit into a comfortable chair and there is silence around you… And every one of us decides whether it’s loneliness or freedom.

Woman’s folk wisdom: everything that I don’t remember – didn’t happen.

A woman is changing not with the years, but with the men.

Women are the flowers of life – you can only put them into the water or into the ground.

A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend.

A road to a man’s heart gets shorter, when he has a car.

Women go on a diet on 3 occasions:

  1. When they break up with a guy
  2. When they meet a guy
  3. On Mondays

Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?

A beautiful woman delights a man’s eye, an ugly – woman’s eye.

A toast to women: it’s not that good with you, as it is bad without you.

No other hobby takes away so much time, money, strength and health as a woman.

When a woman’s heart gets cold, her head starts working.

All the women are the same, only some of them don’t show it.

Don’t look for ‘the one’ in night clubs and bars; she is sleeping at home during the night.

Why when a girl sleeps with a guy she is called a slut, but if a guy sleeps with a slut – that is not the same?

Don’t look for a perfect woman – today I will be at home…

Is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, is also called day off?

You should make a great man for yourself, but not get a made one.

No matter how I look, you’re still a fool.

All women want to have a photo of their image in the mirror…

Women are like theater – comedy today, tragedy tomorrow and the day after tomorrow a tour to another city.

Talking about girls is like talking about the dead – good or nothing.

In the competition of female logic, a random number generator won.

As a rule, a bride is at seventh heaven at her wedding and on the sixth month out of carelessness.

Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus, not a ladder to upgrade.

I have a hangover. I didn’t even drink last night; I just have kids.


You might also be interested in funny sayings about men. Or you can go directly to it’s subcategories:

Funny sayings about husbands

Men’s relationship with women

Men in bedroom

Men character and stereotypes