Women in bed
There are many cool funny sayings about women in bedroom and their love affairs, intimate topics. Below you will find the list of such funny sayings. If you know some more – the editors of funnysayings.eu and the community of our webpage will be pleased if you left your funny saying in the comments section below.
Funny sayings about women in bedroom and love affairs:
A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate.
A woman is like canned food: one opens and everyone eats.
Where the woman’s neck ends the infinity begins.
Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.
Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair.
I am a virtuous woman, that’s why I cost more!
If a woman gave in very fast it’s not because of the man but the men that came before him.
You are so tall in my eyes that they can’t rise higher than your waist.
Madame! You can also eat the banana…
Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time.
A tattoo on a woman’s ass: ‘Best b4 1 Jan 2016’.
Even a snow woman will melt if you keep cuddling with her for a long time.
A woman about sex has to know ‘why?’ and a man ‘where?’
The smartness of women has no limits: you get acquainted in a bar with one, but wake up in the bed with another one.
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