Women‘s relationship with men

Women’s relationship with men is an extensive source for many funny sayings.  Of course, the below provided sayings about women may sometimes be quite extreme, but we love exagerating things when creating funny sayings and quotes for folks! Face fun reading them!

Funny sayings about women’s relationship with men

Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!

A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.

If a woman is cheating on you, it means she’s indifferent to you.

You are a giving woman! Is it a compliment or an offense?

A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him.

It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month.

A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her – follows you behind.

Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can’t find herself a man. She doesn’t like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn’t like her.

Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less.

A woman is like a parachute – can refuse at any time, that’s why you need to have a spare one.

You need to love a woman, not try to understand her.

A battle of opposites… A man wants to go to sleep fast and silent… A woman wants to talk loud and long half of the night.

Sex for a man is a goal and a tool for a woman.

A woman is a weak, helpless creature that you can’t save yourself from.

I have two questions for you: No. 1. Is where have you been all my life? And the second one – would you please go back there?

Mosquitoes have more humanity than some women: they drink your blood silently.

Darling, if you want to experience how a man feels in a bath full of bottles around, visit his garage.

A stupid woman holds her man by the throat, a clever one – the hand, and the wise one – doesn’t hold at all.

Dear men, have you noticed, that no women ever started an argument with a man when he was cleaning the dishes, vacuuming the carpet or dusting…

Do you know one sentence that makes you remember all the bad things that you’ve done in your life? That is “I need to talk to you”.

A woman may perform orgasm. And men can perform relationship

Just because I’m smiling, it doesn’t mean that I would not love to hit you in the face.

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