Funny sayings for adults

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Adult movies taught me one thing: you shouldn’t make eye contact while eating a banana.

A woman is like a car, has to be only with one man. Otherwise, this is already a public transport.

Only the prettiest girls do the ugliest things.

Sex after the wedding sounds like: You can download the file, after you register.

Sometimes good mood can only be sexually transmitted.

A rich man has many women, a poor woman – many men.

If a woman is blooming from happiness, it means she has a wonderful gardener.

You can’t take a man with your bare hands; you will need other bare parts.

Life is like a train journey. Someone gets in, someone gets off and someone switches the wagon.


Birth control pills should be made for men, because it’s easier to neutralize the weapon, than to repair the wound.

Darling, I’m telling you there is no Wi-Fi in the forest, but I promise you’ll find a better connection.

Wife to her husband: wake me up, when you actually miss me.

I‘d rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.

They say, “You are what you eat!” that’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

I’m not jealous when I see my Ex with another guy – my parents always taught me to share my used toys with those, who can’t get it themselves.

Sexual education class should be listening to a crying baby for five hours, with no breaks and at the same time watching the cartoon on a repeat.

After my 16th birthday every morning I wish I was a child – I’d get boobs for breakfast.

Redhead girl is no bad, as every rusted roof is a sign of a wet cellar.


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