TOP 10 funniest Valentine’s day quotes

  1. My girlfriend has only one drawback. She’s not with me.
  2. And they lived long and happily. Long – for 40 years, happily – for 2 months.
  3. You may find it hard to find a girlfriend on Valentines’ Day if your X-ray is better than you photo.
  4. I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by breaking off with my girlfriend just before the celebration.
  5. I didn’t get you a present, but I figured you wouldn’t mind as long as you got to see my boobs. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  6. My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
  7. Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
  8. Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
  9. My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.
  10. You need to fall in love, because you haven’t had any problems for a long time.