TOP15 Valentine’s Day confessions that you should NEVER say

  1. I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.
  2. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
  3. Oh sorry, I forgot about you, but you can be sure I’ve done that in the most loving way.
  4. For Valentine’s Day, I pledge to only ignore a quarter of what you say.
  5. You’re the best person to spend this annual obligation with.
  6. I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s Day.
  7. You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
  8. Darling, will you be my player number 2?
  9. If you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may wear is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.
  10. You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)
  11. Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
  12. I have a tradition to wish Happy Valentine’s Day to the person that I’ve slept with most recently.
  13. Darling, I have never met anyone like you. And I’m happy about it.
  14. When I told you that I hate you, I really meant that I love you, but you’re an asshole.
  15. There is nobody else I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to.