Valentine’s Day quotes
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Only during Valentine’s Day men understand that it’s better to love one woman.
Charm – is the ability to get the YES answer without even giving a question.
Darling, I have never met anyone like you. And I’m happy about it.
All girls are one of two types: the ones who hate celebrating Valentine’s Day or the ones, who have boyfriends.
If you want the kiss to be hot and sweet, put 2 spoons of sugar to you Valentine’s mouth, pour boiling water and stir everything.
Fake love does not have a happy ending.
True love does not have an ending.
Valentine’s Day is the demo version of March 8th (Women’s Day).
What will you present for your right hand during the Valentine’s Day?
Real friends do not kiss. But if they do, they are not friends anymore. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Men rule the world, while women rule the men…
In ideal world the ideal women is the one with big tits and nice butt. But in reality, it’s the one you love.
All women love flours… that are presented together with a golden ring…
If you want to get a girl during Valentine’s Day – rent a Ferrari.
I agree to get on my knees only in front of one man. This is my son, who’s still not able to zip his jacket.
My girlfriend has only one drawback. She’s not with me.
When you stop waiting for your Valentine, he comes himself.
The most important things in life are not things.
There are 1000000 girls in the world, so why the hell do I need that 1 only? Because the rest are the zeros.
And they lived long and happily. Long – for 40 years, happily – for 2 months.
When I told you that I hate you, I really meant that I love you, but you’re an asshole.
The only thing we have in common is the iPhone 5s.
Love is like an iPhone – everyone has it but not the original one.
If you want to go crazy for your girl, firstly you have to be clever.
A golden rule for your Valentine’s Day: a boyfriend is not a wall – you can push him away. But remember, that a boyfriends is not a wall – he can push you back as well.
Love is like GPS, you should not always trust it.
Bed – is the best answer to question “What should we do now” during Valentine’s Day.
When you lie to a woman, you lose your time. When you tell her the truth – you lose you woman.
Please don’t embargo my love. Fidel Castro
Roses are red so is the state. Let us be comrades, because you are great. Marx
It’s not the size, it’s how you use it. Napoleon Bonaparte
Live without you? I Kant. Immanuel Kant
I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by breaking off with my girlfriend just before the celebration.
If I worked in a restaurant… on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
There is nobody else I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to. Happy Valentine’s Day.
How do you know if your date on Valentines Day will be successful: fart during the date and see if she runs away.
Darling, I have to confess you are the one to whom I text when I’m drunk. And I really think that’s love. Happy Valentine’s Day.
I love to make surprises for my boyfriend during every celebration. So I shaved my legs for this Valentine’s Day.
For this Valentines Day I wanted to give you a special present to show how much I love you. I’ll let you see my browser history.
You’re the cheese to my macaroni. And I’d love to see you melting on me during the night of February 14th.
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